1.27.2006
1.26.2006
how to be a las vegan girl
as in las vegas . . . sin city . . .not vegan (the non-meat eating human)
you must own and wear often a velour sweatsuit. you must own and wear often (with or without velour sweatsuit) arctic boots (are these called UGS?), you or your boyfriend drives a hummer 2 with a vanity plate (you know, the kind that leaves you puzzled trying to spell out whatever word they are trying to spell) - the vanity plate may be from either nevada or california. both count. you and/or your boyfriend must drive like a complete idiot - seemingly like you are the ONLY person on the road - i will just assume that you must be on the way to the hospital or there is a fire at home. oh, and you must have fake acrylic nails with a french cut manicure of some sort.
not quite fitting in yet.
you must own and wear often a velour sweatsuit. you must own and wear often (with or without velour sweatsuit) arctic boots (are these called UGS?), you or your boyfriend drives a hummer 2 with a vanity plate (you know, the kind that leaves you puzzled trying to spell out whatever word they are trying to spell) - the vanity plate may be from either nevada or california. both count. you and/or your boyfriend must drive like a complete idiot - seemingly like you are the ONLY person on the road - i will just assume that you must be on the way to the hospital or there is a fire at home. oh, and you must have fake acrylic nails with a french cut manicure of some sort.
not quite fitting in yet.
1.24.2006
1.22.2006
leonard
is a hummingbird. he hangs out in our backyard a lot and is always so thirsty.
our cats stare longingly out the window and do weird barking/robotic/chirping noises - i assume this is because they are very hungry.
our cats stare longingly out the window and do weird barking/robotic/chirping noises - i assume this is because they are very hungry.
1.15.2006
my sister
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