how to be a las vegan girl

as in las vegas . . . sin city . . .not vegan (the non-meat eating human)

you must own and wear often a velour sweatsuit. you must own and wear often (with or without velour sweatsuit) arctic boots (are these called UGS?), you or your boyfriend drives a hummer 2 with a vanity plate (you know, the kind that leaves you puzzled trying to spell out whatever word they are trying to spell) - the vanity plate may be from either nevada or california. both count. you and/or your boyfriend must drive like a complete idiot - seemingly like you are the ONLY person on the road - i will just assume that you must be on the way to the hospital or there is a fire at home. oh, and you must have fake acrylic nails with a french cut manicure of some sort.

not quite fitting in yet.