4.28.2007
why
why does the yardwork company feel that 7am on a saturday morning is a great time to use a leafblower on the neighbor's house outside my bedroom window? i never really realized how loud leafblowers were. i went out on the balcony and stared at him for awhile in confusion. this is vegas. we don't really even have leaves to blow. so much for getting a little extra sleep. thanks leafblower man. thanks a lot.
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I was that leaf blower man. I sincerely apologize. Your neighbors hired the company that I worked for to clean their lawns, but I got fired last Friday.
I felt so bad. What am I to do now, I asked. Horatio, your beautiful wife will surely leave you this time. What will happen to your 8 children, I asked myself.
So, I swore that I would change. Without asking permission, I showed up first thing Saturday morning and worked for free to show my bosses what a good worker I am.
I worked and worked. I blew rocks and leaves like never before. Horatio was on a roll. Life was looking up. Surely the world now sees what Horatio is capable of.
Then I read your blog and I am now once again filled with despair.
Horatio, you good for nothing....
That's right. This is your boss. I was reading this blog when I discovered your fiendish plot to get your job back.
I'll say it here and now. And I'll say it real slow so you can understand. You. Will. Never. Get. Your. Job. Back.
I was lookin' all over for that leaf blower Saturday morning. My kid was having his brithday party that day and the driveway was a mess. YOu shoulda seen him cry.
"Daddy? You own a landscape company. Can't you do something about all the leaves on our driveway?"
I had to sit him down and explain to him that this year, his birthday was ruined. A bad man named Horatio had stolen the leaf blower.
I don't know how you look at yourself in the mirror.
Good thing for this blog.
how funny. what are the chances that both horatio and his boss read your blog. they gave me my chuckle of the day.
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