GWB at Primary School

President Bush goes to a primary school to talk to the
> kids to get a little PR.
> After his talk he offers question time. One little
> boy puts up his hand and
> George asks him his name.
>
> "Stanley," responds the little boy. "And what is
> your question, Stanley?" "I
> have 4 questions:
> First, why did the USA invade Iraq without the
> support of the UN?
> Second, why are you President when Al Gore got more
> votes?
> Third, whatever happened to Osama Bin Laden?'
> Fourth, why are we so worried about gay marriage
> when half of all Americans
> don't have health insurance?"
>
> Just then, the bell rings for recess. George Bush
> informs the kiddies they
> will continue after recess.
>
> When they resume George W. says, "OK, where were we?
> Oh, that's right, Question
> time. Who has a question?"
>
> Another little boy puts up his hand. George points
> him out and asks him his
> name.
>
> "Johnnie," he responds.And what is your question,
> Little Johnnie?"
> "Actually Sir, I have 6 questions:
> First, why did the USA invade Iraq without the
> support of the UN?
> Second, why are you President when Al Gore got more
> votes?
> Third, whatever happened to Osama Bin Laden?
> Fourth, why are we so worried about gay marriage
> when 1/2 of all Americans
> don't have health insurance?
> Fifth, why did the recess bell go off 20 minutes
> early?
> And Sixth, what the hell happened to my friend Stanley?"